[CAT AND DOG.]
| CHARACTERS. | |
|---|---|
| TOWSER. | PUSSY. |
CAT AND DOG.
Towser.—What a night! I am tied up in the yard, and told to bark if I hear a noise. Suddenly I hear a screeching and pecking in the poultry-yard, fowls flapping about in all directions. Of course I bark as loud as I can, my master comes out to see what it is about, he finds one of the hens missing, and beats me as if I had killed it. I do call that hard on a steady, respectable dog like me.
Enter Pussy without seeing Towser.
Pussy.—Well, I do call it hard! Everything that is broken in the house, they say is done by the cat. Now, this morning, again, a beautiful Venetian looking-glass is broken, and so my mistress would not give me a saucer of cream for breakfast.
T.—(Seeing Pussy.) Bow! Wow!
P.—Mew! Mew!