Mrs. Gardner. I’m sure I don’t know, but if you go up there courting this afternoon, may happen that you’ll find out.

William. This afternoon? O, that’s much too sudden like.

Mrs. Gardner. Not a bit of it. Recollect, your fancy has been set on her since Sunday.

William. Come, Mother, you can’t expect a man to jump into the river all of a sudden like this.

Mrs. Gardner. I expect you to go up there this very day and to commence telling her of your feelings.

William. But I’ve got no feelings that I can tell her of, Mother.

Mrs. Gardner. Then you’ll please to find some, William.

William. ’Tis a thing that in all my life I’ve never done as to go visiting of a strange wench of an afternoon.

Mrs. Gardner. Then ’tis time you did begin.

William. And what’s more, I’ll not do it, neither.