Celia: And the scissors.

Conan: Will you drive me out of the house or
will I drive you out of it!

Celia: Ah, be easy!

Conan: I will not be easy!

Celia: (Pushing him back in a chair.) It will
delight the world to see the way I'll send you out!

Conan: Is the universe gone distracted mad!

Celia: Be quiet now!

Conan: Leave your hold of me!

Celia: One stir, and the scissors will run into
you!

(Sings "With a snippet, a snippet, a snippet.")