Guardian: (Hastily.) Here, there is at least one
thing you will not fail in. Take the harp (hands
it to the 1st Wrenboy
) and draw out of it sweet
sounds, (To Dowager Messengers.) He can play
a tune so sweet it has been known to send all the
hearers into a sound sleep. Here now, touch the
strings with all your skill.

(1st Wrenboy bangs harp, making a crash.)

2nd Dowager Messenger: (With hands to ears.)
Mercy! Our poor ears!

1st Dowager Messenger: That is the poorest
music we have ever heard.

2nd Dowager Messenger: That sound would send
no one into their sleep. It would be more likely
to send them into Bedlam.

1st Dowager Messenger: Whatever they knew
last year, they have forgotten it all now.

Guardian: (Weeping into his handkerchief.) I
don't know what has come upon them! At noon
they were the most charming lads in the whole
world. Their memory seems to have left
them!

2nd Dowager Messenger: It is as if another
memory had come to them. They did not learn
those wild tricks shut up in the garden.

Servant: (To Boys.) Can't ye behave nice and
not ugly? (To Guardian.) You would not believe
me a while ago. I said and I say still there is
enchantment on them, and spells.

Guardian: Oh, I would be sorry to think such
a thing. But they never went on this way in their
greenest youth.