And pretty substitutes they’ve left,

(Between ourselves) a brace of pimples!

“The fashions which you used to lead,

So careless are you or so thrifty,

You most neglect when most you need;

A sad mistake, when nearly fifty.”

“Stop! stop!” says Body, “let us pause,

Before you reckon more offences;

Since you yourself may be the cause

Of all these dismal consequences.