Excuse me: I mean that the “modes” are imported,
For it is very true, as has oft been reported,
We worship all things of Parisian extraction;
Why, even its morals (?) have quite an attraction!
Of course, we despise them, but then, don’t you see,
They come after all from the stylish “Paris?”
Oh! wondrous Bill Shakspeare, of very huge fame!
You lied, Sir, in saying all names were the same.
But now before closing, I gladly extend
To all who desire to attain the true bend,