The Torpedo said, “To feed, oh! is my joy;

Let me wallow, let me swallow at my will!”

Cried the Shark, then, “Here’s a lark, then! come, my boy,

Give a rouse, now! we’ll carouse now to our fill.”

The Dolphin was engulfin’ lager beer,

Though the Porgy said “How logy he will be.”

And the Scallop gave a wallop as they handed him a collop

And the Sculpin was a-gulpin’ of his tea,—deary me!

How that Sculpin was a-gulpin’ of his tea!

I, John Dory, to my glory be it said,