And though he is his mother’s joy,

He plagues her, too, they say.

For when his task he’s bid to do,

He sits him down and cries, “Boo-hoo!

I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t!”

Yes! whether he’s to practise well,

Or do his horrid sums,

Or “Hippopotamus” to spell,

Or clean to wash his thumbs:

It matters not, for with a frown