Have never belonged to a cat, my dears.
And those big, round, shining eyes
Never belonged to a cat that size!
If a real cat on the table sat,
He’d be inclined to laugh at that!
Who stuffed that cat? Was it a clown?
Who always jokes in striped gown?
Tho’ I’m not old or very wise,
For a cat you’ve made an odd disguise.
When anything you want to do,