Have never belonged to a cat, my dears.

And those big, round, shining eyes

Never belonged to a cat that size!

If a real cat on the table sat,

He’d be inclined to laugh at that!

Who stuffed that cat? Was it a clown?

Who always jokes in striped gown?

Tho’ I’m not old or very wise,

For a cat you’ve made an odd disguise.

When anything you want to do,