At this very minute Uncle Phil came to the rescue, singing,

“My little girl you took a nap,

In Uncle’s funny smoking cap.”

Dorothy Marjorie Ann winked and blinked her eyes; sure enough she did have a funny cap on, and she cried,

“I am more thankful than I can say,

That I came home for Thanksgiving Day.”

“Where have you been?” asked Father as they sat down to eat turkey and pie and cranberry sauce.

“Where have you been?” asked Mother.

Dorothy Marjorie Ann said,