Who told me they were made of snow!

“They waved their arms so queer and long,

And kept time to a winter song;

And when I said I’d go away,

Their frosty voices bade me stay.

“I looked up at them in surprise,

And each man rolled his wooden eyes;

Then said if I’d excuse the joke,

They’d light a match and take a smoke!

“Now if you’d like to hear them talk,