Why are you mad at everything?”

The Mad March Hare turned over a whole dish-pan full of water on the floor and shouted:

The Mad March Hare Turned Over the Dishpan

“Why do you imitate what you see,

Chatter-Box, come, answer me.”

The Monkey danced and pranced about and helped the Mad March Hare finish his dish-washing.

Then, suddenly, without any warning the Mad March Hare said:

“’Tis well to keep secrets without a doubt

You may wonder what I am mad about.”