“What day is it?” asked Tiddly Winks.
“What time is it?” asked Tiddly Wee.
“What shall we do next?” asked Tiddly Thrift.
“Let us laugh and play,” said Tiddly Cheer-Up.
“I cannot laugh and play,” said Tiddly Scowl.
Tiddly Why said, “Why can’t you laugh?”
The Calendar said, “I know what day it is.”