“Old Mother Catastrophe answered,

“I’m Mother Catastrophe, old and gray,

I don’t cross a bridge while on the way.”

Dot and Tot said, “Where is the bridge? We don’t see any bridge at all.”

THE DOOR OPENED AND IN WALKED GRANDPA GROWLER, THE FUNNIEST BEAR IN THE WORLD

Old Mother Catastrophe said,

“You can have good manners, if you choose,

You had better mind your “P’s” and “Q’s.”

“Our “P’s” and “Q’s” repeated the Three Little Kittens.