Tee. To-day, if we could catch him. He always keeps an honourable alibi when Mrs. Back-of-the-House is out.

Lil. [To Tee-Pee.] Oh, I wish you wouldn’t go putting your blue brush into my red, you purple idiot!

Tee. [To Tikipu, pushing him.] There, clumsy, clumsy!

[Tikipu stumbles.

New. Don’t spread yourself over me, you larded swine!

Nau. Get out, Goose-fat!

Students.Mangle him!
Crimp him!
Dibble his ribs!

Han. Oh! empty him away somewhere! Empty him away!

[They all beat and pelt Tikipu back to his corner with pellets of bread, balls of paper, mahl-sticks, etc. Pee-Ah-Bee throws a shoe at him. Tikipu returns to his grinding with meek, dogged indifference. Enter behind, meanwhile, Mee-Mee carrying a water lily on a stand, which with obeisance she sets on the dais in front of Yunglangtsi. She is retiring again when one of the students catches sight of her.

Tee. Oh, Mee-Mee!