LEMUEL KAYHART
Here’s to the ladies, more precious than gold,
Here’s to the modest and likewise the bold,
Here’s to the aged, old grandmother, dear,
Here’s to the maid who’s old and grown queer.
Here’s to the maiden who’s happy and gay,
Here’s to the girl who will dance night and day,
Here’s to the maid with a bosom of ice,
Here’s to the girl who will kiss a man twice.
Here’s to the brunette, the freckled and fair,