Weave me weird tales of old Hong Kong,

Of China, or of far Cathay,

With pig-tailed heroes, called Hoo Chong

Who struggle in a tyrant’s sway.

Be sure the setting of your lay

(If it should end unpleasantly)

Be very, very far away ...

O poet, do not preach to me!

If to some antique, classic wrong

Poetic tribute you would pay ...