Katie is so thin she would do as well for one thing in this life as another, so we made her Dr. Rudd.
We didn’t have but two men. Miss Webb says they’re really not necessary at weddings, except the groom and minister. Nobody notices them, and, besides, we couldn’t get the pants.
I was an Episcopal minister, so I wouldn’t need any.
If anybody thinks that wedding was slumpy, they think wrong. It was thrilly. When the bride and groom and the bridesmaids came in, all the girls were standing in rows on either side of the walls, making an aisle in between, and they sang a wedding-song I had invented from my heart.
It was to the Lohengrin tune, which is a little wobbly for words, but they got them in all right, keeping time with their hands. These are the words:
Here comes the bride,
God save the groom!
And please don’t let any chil-i-il-dren come,
For they don’t know