Fur every time I’d turn my head

I couldn’t skeercely help but see

’At Zekel had his eye on me.

An’ he ’ud sort o’ turn an’ twist

An’ grind his teeth an’ shake his fist.

I laughed, fur la! the hull church seen us,

An’ knowed that suthin’ was between us.

Well, meetin’ out, we started hum,

I sorter feelin’ what would come.

We’d jest got out, when up stepped Zeke,