Walk straight up and say, “Hullo!”

Say “Hullo!” and “How d’ye do?

How’s the world been using you?”

Slap the fellow on his back,

Bring your hand down with a whack!

Waltz straight up and don’t go slow,

Shake his hand and say “Hullo!”

Is he clothed in rags? Oh, ho.

Walk straight up and say “Hullo!”

Rags are but a cotton roll