When I was a laddie lang syne at the schule,

The maister aye ca’d me a dunce an’ a fule;

For somehoo his words I could ne’er understand’,

Unless when he bawled, “Jamie, haud oot yer han’!”

Then I gloom’d and say, “Imph-m,”

I glunch’d, and say, “Imph-m,”

I wasna owre proud, but owre dour to say—A-y-e!

Ae day a queer word, as lang-nebbits’ himsel’,

He vow’d he would thrash me if I wadna spell,

Quo I, “Maister Quill,” wi’ a kin’ o’ swither,