He vas a good for nodings dog,

Und vasn’t vorth der Catalogue!”

My leedle Meenie lost! Mine Got!

I never tink I cry like dot!

But ven I found dot leedle pet,

I cry me more as effer yet:—

Dot’s funny, ven a man feels glad

He cries, yust like ven he feel bad;

Der tears vas yust der same; oh, my,

But vat a difference in der cry!