She hug dot good for nodings dog,
Vot vasn’t vorth der Catalogue!
You vant to buy dot dog? Ah, vell,
Nobody’s here who vants to sell.
My vife she say, “You couldn’t buy
Von look of kindness oud his eye!”
Und as for me—dere’s not for sale,
Not e’en der vaggin’ of his tail!
Und Meenie told you plendy quick,
“In all dis vorld you got your pick