A FEW WORDS FROM WILHELM
By Wallace Irwin
Man vants put leedle hier pelow
Und vants dot leedle Dutch—
Der vishes vich I vish, I know,
Are nicht so fery much:
Choost Europt, Asia, Africa,
Der Vestern Hemishpere
Und a coaling-station in Japan—
Dot vill pe all dis year.