Race Soosancide, der Nation’s Pride,

Divorce and Public Sins—

I talk so much like Rosenfeldt

I dink ve must pe tvins!

Hi-lee, hi-lo, der vinds dey plow

Der maxim Rule or Bust—

You gannot wreck our skyndicate

Ven Gott is in der Trust!

Being ein kviet Noodral Power,

I know mein chob, you bet—