Und make your eyes water so quick as a wink!

I dells you dot bookit don’t hold by a candle

To dot long-handled dipper dot hangs py der sink.

How nice it musd be in der cold vinter vedder,

Vhen it settles right down to a cold, freezin’ rain,

To haf dot rope coom oup so light as a feather

Und find dat der bookit vas broke off der chain!

Den down in der well you go off a-fishing,

While into your back comes an oldt fashioned kink!

I bet you mine life all der time you vas vishing