Andt I am twice so contrary as you,

Andt you arr as worse as dhe worst one too;

Now, ain’d dhat zo?

You like to haf hoonger by dinner, you say,

Aber vhy do you eadt, so dat hoonger go ’vay?

You like to be tired, so you schleep like a top,

Andt you like to go schleep, so dhat tired feeling shtop;

Now, ain’d dhat zo?

You like to haf sugar on sauer t’ings you eadt

Andt you like to haf sauer mit dhe t’ings vhat arr sweet,