Andt if you vas get unmarried, why dhen
You go righd avay and got married again.
Now, ain’d dhat zo?
It is bedter to laugh; it is foolish to fight
Yoost because I am wrong and because you ain’d right,
It is better to laugh mit dhe vorld, up and down
From dhe sole of our headt to the foot of our crown;
Now, ain’d dhat zo?
Zo, dhen you laugh at me andt dhen I laugh at you,
Andt dhe more dhat you laugh vhy dhe more I laugh, too,