’N’ Washin’ton could lie.

They never dumped no Boston tea;

It’s fakey, all you hear,

Fer pop says there ain’t goin’ to be

No shootin’ off this year.

They talk about pertectin’ us

To keep the Fourth in peace;

But we ain’t makin’ any fuss,

Ner askin’ fer police.

We ain’t afraid of smoke ’n’ noise,