They made Jim’s pistol of;
Besides the preacher said, “We’re glad
He’s happier up above!”
Bet I’d be happier, anyhow,
Most any place but here,
Where they ain’t goin’ to allow
No shootin’ off this year!
HAUL AWAY, JOE
By Charles Keeler
O Oi wuz a loafin’ lubber but bedad I learned to wurrk