Is better ’an I be;

An’ I don’t care if teacher says

He’s smart ’long side er me;

An’ I don’t care, w’en vis’tors come,

If she on him does call;

He ain’t got measles, like I have—

He don’t have luck at all.

He never had the whoopin’ cough,

Ner mos’ cut off his thumb,

Ner ever fell an’ broke his leg