An’ I’d shoo the hens, and tease the cat, an’ kiss the girls all day—

If I darst; but I darsen’t.

DERNDEST GAL I EVER KNOWED

By Herbert Bashford

Derndest gal I ever knowed,

Neatest gal I ever seen,

Lived down in the Red Ravine

Jest below the county road,

Guess she wuz about sixteen—

Sophy wuz her name, an’ she