Er old Jones thet run th’ mill,

Keep a-hintin’ ’round, yuh see,

Till she’d up an’ say ’twuz me.

I wuz jellus o’ Jim Pike,

Jellus ez th’ very deuce

Though there didn’t seem much use,

Fer his freckles wuz so thick,

An’ his hair wuz so like brick

Thet a feller one day said

Yuh could toast a hunk o’ bread