“Here ever-r-ry man is king.

I catch-a da fun, I mak-a da mon,

I like-a da ever-r-yt’ing.

American he gent-a-man—

Watch-a da Dago shout,

‘Sell-a da fruit, shin-a da boot,

Keep-a da alien out!’”

The Irishman vociferates:

“Sure, Mike, it’s sahft as jelly.

I’ll take the shtick and crack the pates