“Here ever-r-ry man is king.
I catch-a da fun, I mak-a da mon,
I like-a da ever-r-yt’ing.
American he gent-a-man—
Watch-a da Dago shout,
‘Sell-a da fruit, shin-a da boot,
Keep-a da alien out!’”
The Irishman vociferates:
“Sure, Mike, it’s sahft as jelly.
I’ll take the shtick and crack the pates