“Mither, mak’ Tam gie ower at once,

He’s kittlin’ wi’ his taes.”

The mischief’s in that Tam for tricks,

He’d bother half the toon,

But aye I hap them up and cry,

“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon.”

At length they hear their faither’s fit,

An’ as he steeks the door,

They turn their faces to the wa’,

While Tam pretends to snore.