James. You never understand anything, father. Weren’t you told that he’s tied to the rock?
Aleck. You can’t convince him. He loves every Baedecker more than his own children.
Tourist. Silence!
Military Woman. What is the matter? He must fall.
Tall Tourist. The idea! What a deception. You’ll have to explain this.
Man in the White Vest. The people were bored. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but wishing to accommodate you—give you a few hours of pleasant excitement—elevate your spirits—inspire you with altruistic sentiments—
Englishman. Is the café yours?
Man in the White Vest. Yes.
Englishman. And is the hotel below also yours?