This minute, for a trifling fee,

I’ll teach you how to jump!

“You may be faint from many a fall,

And bruised by many a bump:

But, if you persevere through all,

And practise first on something small,

Concluding with a ten-foot wall,

You’ll find that you can jump!”

That Pig looked up with joyful start:

“Oh Frog, you are a trump!