“I ask you riddles, tell you tales,

But all our conversation fails:

You never answer me again—

I fear you’re dumb, Matilda Jane!

“Matilda, darling, when I call,

You never seem to hear at all:

I shout with all my might and main—

But you’re so deaf, Matilda Jane!

“Matilda Jane, you needn’t mind;

For, though you’re deaf, and dumb, and blind,