Such times as are convenient!’

It chanced one day, as Peter sat

Gnawing a crust—his usual meal—

Paul bustled in to have a chat,

And grasped his hand with friendly zeal.

‘I knew,’ said he, ‘your frugal ways:

So, that I might not wound your pride

By bringing strangers in to gaze,

I’ve left my legal friend outside!

‘You well remember, I am sure,