But we’ve got our brave Captain to thank”

(So the crew would protest) “that he’s bought us the best—

A perfect and absolute blank!”

This was charming, no doubt: but they shortly found out

That the Captain they trusted so well

Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,

And that was to tingle his bell.

He was thoughtful and grave—but the orders he gave

Were enough to bewilder a crew.