If you never were met with again—

But surely, my man, when the voyage began,

You might have suggested it then?

“It’s excessively awkward to mention it now—

As I think I’ve already remarked.”

And the man they called “Hi!” replied, with a sigh,

“I informed you the day we embarked.

“You may charge me with murder—or want of sense—

(We are all of us weak at times):

But the slightest approach to a false pretence