“Heavens, what a dire confusion beauty makes!

The Horse Guards tremble, and old Windsor shakes.

Like bees, the mob around St Stephen’s swarms;

And every street and alley feels alarms:

Men, women, coaches, gigs, each other jostle;

And thou the cause of all this horrid bustle!

Hotels and tap-rooms sound with mingled din,

And every coffee-house is on the grin.

From morn to eve, from eve to midnight dark,

Naught strikes the ear but ‘Duke and Mistress Clarke.’