The dear old Equator,

The quaint old Equator

That ran round the world.

From sunset to moonset I look for it vainly,

I seek it at noontide, I hunt it at dawn;

And when I don’t find it I see very plainly,

Too plainly, alas, that it’s probably gone!

I bade it good-night with the fondest affection,

And lay down beside it to take a brief nap,

But leaving no clew that could lead to detection