Intelligence Officer. "There is only one road, and that is as clear as a pikestaff."
Sub. "It is the principle that I go on."
I. O. "Well, continue to go on it. You are doing all right."
Sub. "That is not the point. I ought to have a guide and an interpreter. This is not the only road in the whole bally country, I presume?"
I. O. "Well, here we are. There are five of us. You only have to command us. That's what we are here for."
The subaltern with evident disapproval took stock of the Intelligence officer and his following—the Tiger and three nondescript black boys.
Sub. "Have you been here before?"
I. O. "Never."
Sub. "Have your boys?"