CONTENTS

A GREETING [ix]
REASSURANCE [3]
THE GREAT ADVENTURE [4]
THE BEATIFIC VISION [5]
FACES [6]
THE OBSERVER [7]
CHAOS [8]
THE GHOST [9]
THE HOUR-GLASS [10]
THE LATCHKEY [11]
GOOD PRACTICE [12]
EVASION [13]
DINING OUT [14]
WHAT'S WRONG [15]
AT SOLEMN MUSIC [17]
THE GOAT [18]
SELF-CONTROL [19]
THE COMMUNION OF SOULS [20]
WAXWORKS [21]
ADJECTIVES [22]
WHERE? [23]
IN THE STREET [24]
THE ABBEY AT NIGHT [25]
DESPERANCE [26]
CHAIRS [27]
A GRIEVANCE [28]
THE MOON [29]
LONGEVITY [30]
IN THE BUS [31]
JUSTIFICATION [32]
THE SAYING OF A PERSIAN POET [33]
MONOTONY [34]
DAYDREAM [35]
PROVIDENCE [36]
ACTION [37]
WAITING [38]
THE WRONG WORD [40]
IONS [41]
A FIGURE OF SPEECH [42]
A SLANDER [43]
SYNTHESIS [44]
THE AGE [45]
COMFORT [46]
APPEARANCE AND REALITY [47]
LONELINESS [48]
THE WELSH HARP [49]
MISAPPREHENSION [51]
THE LIFT [52]
SLOAN STREET [53]
REGENT'S PARK [54]
THE AVIARY [55]
ST. JOHN'S WOOD [56]
THE GARDEN SUBURB [57]
SUNDAY CALLS [59]
AN ANOMALY [60]
THE LISTENER [61]
ABOVE THE CLOUDS [62]
THE BUBBLE [63]
CAUTION [64]
DESIRES [65]
MOMENTS [66]
THE EPITAPH [67]
INTERRUPTION [68]
THE EAR-TRUMPET [70]
GUILT [71]
CADOGAN GARDENS [72]
THE RESCUE [73]
CHARM [74]
CARAVANS [75]
THE SUBURBS [76]
THE CONCERTO [77]
SOMEWHERE [78]
THE PLATITUDE [79]
THE FETISH [80]
THE ECHO [81]
THE SCAVENGER [82]
THE HOT-BED [83]
APHASIA [84]
MAGIC [85]
MRS. BACKE [86]
WHISKERS [87]
THE SPELLING LESSON [88]
JEUNESSE [89]
HANGING ON [90]
SUPERANNUATION [91]
AT THE CLUB [92]
DELAY [93]
SMILES [94]
THE DAWN [95]
THE PEAR [96]
INSOMNIA [97]
READING PHILOSOPHY [98]
MORAL TRIUMPH [99]
A VOW [100]
THE SPRINGS OF ACTION [101]
IN THE CAGE [102]
SHRINKAGE [103]
VOICES [104]
EVANESCENCE [105]
COMPLACENCY [106]
MY PORTRAIT [107]
THE RATIONALIST [108]
THOUGHTS [109]
PHRASES [110]
DISENCHANTMENT [111]
ASK ME NO MORE [112]
FAME [113]
NEWS ITEMS [114]
JOY [115]
IN ARCADY [116]
WORRIES [117]
THINGS TO WRITE [118]
PROPERTY [119]
IN A FIX [120]
VERTIGO [122]
THE EVIL EYE [123]
THE EPITHET [124]
THE GARDEN PARTY [125]
WELTSCHMERZ [126]
BOGEYS [127]
LIFE-ENHANCEMENT [129]
ECLIPSE [130]
THE PYRAMID [131]
THE FULL MOON [132]
LUTON [133]
THE DANGER OF GOING TO CHURCH [134]
THE SONNET [136]
WELTANSCHAUUNG [137]
THE ALIEN [138]
HYPOTHESES [139]
THE ARGUMENT [140]


A GREETING

'What funny clothes you wear, dear Readers! And your hats! The thought of your hats does make me laugh. And I think your sex-theories quite horrid.'

Thus across the void of Time I send, with a wave of my hand, a greeting to that quaint, remote, outlandish, unborn people whom we call Posterity, and whom I, like other very great writers, claim as my readers—urging them to hurry up and get born, that they may have the pleasure of reading 'More Trivia.'