Sir Webley: Shakespeare? Shakespeare? Shakespeare? I once knew a man called Shaker.

Neeks: No, it's Shakespeare—Mr. William Shakespeare.

Sir Webley: Shakespeare? Shakespeare? Do you know anything about him?

Neeks: Well, I don't exactly recall—I made sure that you——

Sir Webley: The Secretary ought to be more careful. Waiter!

Jergins: Yes, Sir Webley. [He comes.

Sir Webley: Coffee, Jergins. Same as usual.

Jergins: Yes, Sir Webley.

Sir Webley: And, Jergins—there's a man called Mr. William Shakespeare putting up for the Club.

Jergins: I'm sorry to hear that, Sir Webley.