Trundleben: He's got a ghost in his play. (He-he-he-he-he) A ghost! He really has.

Sir Webley: What! Not on the stage?

Trundleben: Yes, on the stage!

Neeks: Well, well, well.

Sir Webley: But that's absurd.

Trundleben: I met Mr. Vass the other day—it was his four hundredth presentation of "The Nighty"—and I told him about it. He said that bringing a ghost on the stage was, of course—er—ludicrous.

Sir Webley: What else does he say he's done?

Trundleben: Er—er—there's an absurdly long list—er—"Macbeth."

Sir Webley: "Macbeth." That's Irish.

Neeks: Ah, yes. Abbey Theatre style of thing.