Sir Webley: But to put it boldly on a programme like that is practically tantamount to implying that all butlers are drunken.

Trundleben: Which is by no means true.

Sir Webley: There would naturally be a protest of some sort, and to have a member of the Olympus mixed up with a controversy like that would be—er—naturally—er—most ...

Trundleben: Yes, of course, Sir Webley.

Sir Webley: And then of course, if he does a thing like that once ...

Neeks: There are probably other lapses just as deplorable.

Trundleben: I haven't gone through his whole list, Sir Webley. I often feel about these modern writers that perhaps the less one looks the less one will find that might be, er ...

Sir Webley: Yes, quite so.

Neeks: That is certainly true.

Sir Webley: Well, we can't wade all through his list of characters to see if they are all suitable to be represented on a stage.