Fame (finding a dirty plate): What have yer had on this one?

de Reves (mournfully): Oh, eggs and bacon.

Fame (at the window): He has eggs and bacon for breakfast.

The Crowd: Hip hip hip, hooray!
Hip hip hip, hooray!
Hip hip hip, hooray!

Fame: Hi, and what's this?

de Reves (miserably): Oh, a golf stick.

Fame: He's a man's man! He's a virile man! He's a manly man!

[Wild cheers from the Crowd, this time only from women's voices.

de Reves: Oh, this is terrible. This is terrible. This is terrible.

[Fame gives another peal on her horn. She is about to speak.