THIS IS THE HAPPY HUSBAND,
THIS IS HE

Like a sleek slab of pork his pate
Bends moonwise over the heaped plate.

And from his twin-topped whiskers stoop
Icicular, two beads of soup.

His belly whimpers in the dun
Processes of digestion,

While his fat fingers play like nice-
Behaved and clean-licked sewer mice.

His speckled orbs lurk deep and squat,
Two sick thick toads in a pool's rot.

Before him on the platter lies
A girl's heart salt with miseries.

His lip sweats thirst. A withdrawn cork
Plops ... he lifts his knife and fork...

Down the pink champaign of his chops
Glucose appreciation drops...